Comments on: Any suggestions?

By: Ray Dixon (Bright)

Ray Dixon (Bright) — Sun, 31 May 2009 13:04:11 +0000

Well I’m back and I survived my escapade into the western suburbs. I had to drive through the northern suburbs to get there too but thank Christ for something called the Western Ring Road. We had lunch at ‘The homestead’ Pt Cook, by the bay. It was really smogged in and you couldn’t see the water.

By: Kieran

Kieran — Sun, 31 May 2009 05:16:13 +0000

pump action shot gun, great for dealing with swine flu induced zombitis

By: roxannatas

roxannatas — Sun, 31 May 2009 04:46:13 +0000

Take a sense of proportion ray.

By: jr

jr — Sat, 30 May 2009 23:34:26 +0000

Heh – heh. Is Don, is good!

By: Don

Don — Sat, 30 May 2009 22:54:45 +0000

Can’t you Skype in for the party? Shit, I’ve just taught everyone I know that I simply do not go over to the wrong side of the river except to get to the airport and on those occasions I take the Hummer with bullet proof glass.

By: Ray Dixon (Bright)

Ray Dixon (Bright) — Sat, 30 May 2009 22:26:16 +0000

Yeah, I thought those masks were sus. Better just to not breathe in, eh?

By: jr

jr — Sat, 30 May 2009 16:47:00 +0000

If things are bad for you in Bright as far as popularity stakes go, better wear a flack jacket out west.

As for masks, their protection lasts about 20 minutes. That’s how long it takes your saliva to penetrate the cloth and become a conductor of anything contagious.

By: Ray Dixon (Bright)

Ray Dixon (Bright) — Sat, 30 May 2009 10:27:35 +0000

The “Akubra, drizabone, stockwhip” I can get from Sophie (especially the whip) but I’d have to go see Lee or Wayne for the T shirt and … they don’t like me!

By: Baldrick

Baldrick — Sat, 30 May 2009 10:04:36 +0000

As long as you walk around Bright with an Akubra, drizabone, stockwhip and No Coles for Bright shirt on

By: Ray Dixon (Bright)

Ray Dixon (Bright) — Sat, 30 May 2009 09:52:49 +0000

So I should wear bogan clothes then?

By: Baldrick

Baldrick — Sat, 30 May 2009 08:34:45 +0000

I was born and bred in the western suburbs. And as they say “once a westie, always a westie / you can take the boy out of the west but you can’t take the west out of the boy”.

It comes as no surprise to me Raymond that your sister has become enlightened and moved over from the dark side.

Haven’t heard anything from anyone in the western suburbs being infected. Clifton Hill, Mill Park, Thomastown, Thornbury etc. certainly not west of Sydney road. And who from the western suburbs could afford to go on the Pacific Dawn?

One suggestion, leave your attitude back here because one thing is for certain, the westies can sniff out pretentiousness a mile off. Be warned!!

By: Greg Naylor

Greg Naylor — Sat, 30 May 2009 08:19:02 +0000

Put a face mask on everyone else as it stops them from breathing the virus on you

By: dazz

dazz — Sat, 30 May 2009 08:17:58 +0000

LOCK up the car, and dont get stabbed