Who cares?

Later today the Williams sisters, Venus & Serena, will meet in the Wimbledon tennis final … for the fourth time!

What is wrong with womens’ tennis? These two have been around forever, Venus moves with all the grace of an ageing giraffe and Serena has the world’s largest arse, yet they’re still at the top.  

I have no idea who will win or who has won the most of their encounters. And I don’t care. I won’t be watching the most boring tennis final of all time. Why bother?