Comments on: What should we ban?

By: jr

jr — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 19:41:47 +0000

My new ride looks like one, BLL. At least that would be a description my daughter would come up with.

Actually, when she first saw it, she insisted I take it back to the “junk yard” I got it from.

By: Ray Dixon

Ray Dixon — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 10:58:16 +0000

I know, JR. Actually I DO like Chryslers !!

By: Brokenleftleg

Brokenleftleg — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 10:08:43 +0000

Does that mean you ride in a stolen shopping cart jr?

By: jr

jr — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 09:58:18 +0000

Off topic, but I feel a need to set the record straight, Ray.

I’m not a Chrysler fan, I just get employed by the organizers of that Chrysler show to create art. Not a fan of any brand. I only have a humble need for 4 wheels to get me from A to B, as cheaply as possible.

By: Ray Dixon

Ray Dixon — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 06:15:47 +0000

BLL, we banned ALL immigrants long ago. We’re the original Camden and we’ve got Sophie to represent us.

JR, Wang’s already done that. We need our own ideas. How about we ban Chryslers? (just joking)

By: jr

jr — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 06:03:21 +0000

Sex. Signs could be set up at town approaches with “No sex please, we’re Brightish”

By: Brokenleftleg

Brokenleftleg — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 05:45:54 +0000

Burkas and Islamic Schools.
Are you ready to be the next Pauline, Ray?

By: Ray Dixon

Ray Dixon — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 05:21:56 +0000

I think I’ve got it – have a look in sidebar under the picture of Bright’s #1 band.

By: Ray Dixon

Ray Dixon — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 05:13:36 +0000

You mean ‘Crocs’ as in those silly plastic sandals that are an adult’s version of a kid’s shoe? Yeah, I agree with that.

Camel toes? Male or female?

Benedictine? Sorry, no alcohol bans whatsoever (except alcopops).

Here’s a novel thought – let’s ban drugs. The police don’t.

By: roxannatas

roxannatas — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 04:55:53 +0000

Crocs

Camel toes

Benedictine

By: Ray Dixon

Ray Dixon — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 04:15:26 +0000

This is a merkin: http://alpineopinion.wordpress.com/files/2009/07/merkin1.jpg

Yeah, we don’t want those here in Bright – take them off … now!

By: Baldrick

Baldrick — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 04:14:36 +0000

seen a couple of blokes in town wear one on their heads, very profuse growth too I must say

By: Ray Dixon

Ray Dixon — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 04:12:53 +0000

OK, I looked it up. Rox, you shock me!!!. From Wikipedia:

A merkin (first use 1617)[1] is a pubic wig, originally worn by prostitutes after shaving their genitalia

I’ll put an image of one up here soon.

By: Ray Dixon

Ray Dixon — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 03:45:18 +0000

What are merkins?

By: Ray Dixon

Ray Dixon — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 03:44:59 +0000

Btw, no need to ban Myrtleford FC. They’re doing a good job in self-destruction already.

Although yesterday they had their best result of the year and kicked their highest score – 7 goals !!! Still lost though. I think the run is 38 now.

Bright’s not much better and went down to Glenrowan. They’re about 8th in a field of 10. Just as well we kept the coach with that $70,000 council job.

By: roxannatas

roxannatas — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 03:41:57 +0000

merkins

By: Ray Dixon

Ray Dixon — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 03:40:27 +0000

It’s only yellow because that’s how it goes in winter. As for ’self indulgent bloggers’, yeah I agree …. Dave from Albury has got to go.

By: Baldrick

Baldrick — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 03:35:55 +0000

dogs that look like goldfish aka Cavalier King Charles Spaniels (pseudo dogs);
yellow lawns
pine plantations
whining accommodation owners
the entire ski industry
self indulgent bloggers
Myrtleford Football Club
Sth Australian visitors
mens wigs