Big birthday coming up
It's hard to believe they're all the same bloke - click on image to enlarge (if you must)
My daughter, Corinna, is organising a big get-together of family & friends down in Melbourne for my birthday in September and she’s going to a lot of trouble, even putting together invitations that, on the inside, include this montage of yours truly through the ages. I dunno why I’m even putting this up here but I just want to point out a few things:
- Ignore the ‘Gary Lyon lookalike’ on the bottom right – it’s not me.
- I have no idea who that bloke with the moustache is in the middle of the bottom row.
- The most recent photo of me is the bare-chested one on the bottom left, taken only last summer - yes it was!
Okay, you can ask (or guess) which birthday it might be. … but I will not tell.
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Must be a 50th. That “recent” photo of you is a real stunner – wow! The one that isn’t you is – sorry – a scream. Was it the 80s? We all had perms then Ray – no need for embarrassment.
Crikey – you even looked like yourself as a baby. Thanks for showing us. Don’t expect us to reciprocate.
I have no shame, Rox. Yeah, that does look like a perm – I can’t believe that look was ever popular. But the bottom left is the real me.
Oh, as for your 50th guess … no comment but I’m flattered.
It seemed safer than 60th
40th would have been even nicer.
Keeping it real.
I reckon it will be your next birthday mate. We think the second photo on the bottom row looks like Steve Bracks.
Bracksie!?!
Yes, you’re right, Greg – it’s not me.
And the moustachioed bloke is a 70s porn star. Again, hardly me.